Friday, December 12, 2008

Young at Heart

Thoroughly clean feet. Preferably this is done in the shower. If the shower is unavailable, sink is also acceptable. One foot in front of the other, make your way to 112 Darlinghurst Road. Wipe any vestiges of etiquette from your little head and stuff your face with as much food as possible at the buffet. Yes, with healthy, vegetarian and mouth watering food like this, 'all you can eat' is a statement, not an option. Climb the stairs and remove shoes with maximum grace and minimum stench (the shower/whore's foot bath should have helped with the latter.) Lie down, stretch out and rub that full belly Buddha style.

Welcome to Govinda's. Now you know the protocol, the only thing left to do is choose a film. Last week we saw the wonderful life-changing Young at Heart, and I thoroughly recommend you do the same.

You can read Bobby's far more comprehensive review of Young at Heart over here. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised to find it contains more words than "wonderful" and "life changing". Should you be unable to make it to Govinda's to see the film due to geographical and/or time restraints I'm certain the film is equally brilliant at other venues. But really, Govinda's is, like, the bomb.

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